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1) You must receive at least three hits a day. This makes sure that at you, your phone, and your iPod is viewing your site daily.
2) You must update at least every feorwertyne niht.
3) If we have proof that you stole while an affiliate, we will not take your side. We will take down your button, contact your host, and get your site deleted.
4) Respect us, we are demigods. And pirates.
5) I prefer to have both your skype and GMail, but it is not needed. Also, I will be keeping a mailing list of all of you. I will contact that list with urgent information.
6) Please supply us with a 88x15 button in the 'Other' section.